14 Reasons Ruth Bader Ginsberg Should Come Live In New Zealand
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By Cheryl Pearl Sucher July 12, 2016
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This morning I woke up to read on my Internet feed that Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Supreme Court Justice extraordinaire, Queen of Torts, the Notorious RBG, opera aficionado and feminist icon, said that if Donald Trump wins, it’s time to move to New Zealand.’
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This irony was not lost on me as I recently returned to living in the Greater New York Area after residing for the past six years in my husband’s native New Zealand. When I told my friends and family that I was returning home because my husband had been recruited back to his former position with the State of New Jersey, they unanimously cried “Why are you coming home to this mess of racial conflict, gun violence and the scary rise of the bigoted conservative right?” I shrugged, explaining that my husband hadn’t found satisfying employment in his rarified field of GIS map making and he missed his beloved workmates in Trenton who took him out every Friday for tomato pie at D’Lorenzo’s. I missed bagels, decent frozen yogurt and my family and friends who never came to visit because merely contemplating the idea of 20 hours on an airplane sent them into fits of panic and hysteria.
Though I was coming back home to live, I explained that I wasn’t REALLY leaving New Zealand because I was a permanent resident and could continue to vote in all New Zealand elections. That status was not going to change because we were keeping our wonderful home in Hawkes Bay on the East Coast of the North Island where I was able to grow everything from artichokes to heirloom tomatoes when in all my years of living in Manhattan, I was only able to keep a single fig tree alive and that was because my lovely cleaner kept on repotting it. Also, after we sold our wonderful one-bedroom apartment on the Upper West Side, we SHLEPPED all our possessions including 40 boxes of my books and music across the world, and there was no way I was going to SHLEP it all the way back home. I insisted that we were going to return to New Zealand to retire but, most importantly, I had fallen in love with my adopted country and our wonderful life there. So Ruth Bader Ginsberg, as in all things, is right, even though real paradises have their own tzuris. These are a few of the reasons why.
1) The country is so large and its population relatively small, the landscape is breathtakingly beautiful, diverse and empty.
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2) Not only are there beaches, there are majestic mountains on both islands.
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3) New Zealand was the first nation in the world to give women the right to vote.
This was mostly because women headed the Temperance Party and were eager to get their men home from late nights at the pub, but that’s beside the point. Women of all colours, shapes, religions, races and creeds have prominent positions in government, business and the arts, and former Prime Minister, Helen Clark, is currently the Administrator of the United Nations Development Program, in line for the position of Secretary General and recently voted the 22nd most powerful woman in the world by Forbes Magazine. Georgina Beyer was the first openly transexual member of Parliament anywhere and Prime Ministers vie for photo opportunities at Gay Days Out. Its indigenous population, the Maori, were the only indigenous people not to be defeated by the British colonializers in battle but arrived at a settlement through the historic Treaty of Waitangi. Though far from perfect, and still a source of mighty tzuris for many of the local iwi, or tribes, the Maori have strong political voices that demand to be heard and are a force to be reckoned with.
4) New Zealand is a true multiethnic society whose population is as diverse as its cuisine.
Religions are accepted but do not mandate or control national law. As a Jew, you have to go to the major cities to buy matzo for Passover, but there are synagogues of reform and orthodox denominations throughout the country, including Dunedin which boasts the Southernmost Jewish congregation in the world, and where I was a lay rabbi during our tenure there at the turn of the millenium.
5) It is difficult to get a bad cup of coffee anywhere.
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Every town seems to have its own roaster. Flat whites, long blacks, short blacks and cappuccinos are made individually by hand.
6) Its white wines are extraordinary.
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7) It seems like every small town has at least a 9 hole golf course, and the fees are small.
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8) Cars don’t rust.
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9) The sky is as broad as an elephant’s eye and the music of birds wake you up every morning.
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10) It’s so far away
that you have an excuse not to visit the relatives who give you instant headaches or see those friends who have continually spoken behind your back.
11) The Arts are curated for you.
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12) Because the population is so small, every individual can feel important.
Even a New York writer can become the host of a local television interview program.
13) National Healthcare.
Do I need to say more? All prescriptions that aren’t extraordinary cost $5.
14) Most of the police force don’t carry guns.
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So, in other words, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Jewess extraordinaire, knows what she’s talking about. And though I hope that Donald Trump doesn’t win, and that she NEVER retires, if she does, I will welcome her to the Hawkes Bay, take her to the local Festival Opera during Napier’s Art Deco weekend and toast the future of women in power and worldly paradises.
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